Tuesday, January 3, 2012

12 Days of Christmas

I simply refuse to allow myself to slide into my comfy PJs and watch another episode of Season 3 Gossip Girl until this post is published.  I am a slacker...not just on sabbatical.  Sure I gave myself the time off over the last several weeks, but it is high time to jump back in the game.  So let's get started in 2012 with a bit of theatrics!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

...a dodged speeding ticket in Perryville!
(Thanks Joe Berry!)

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Two nights in Nashville and a dodged speeding ticket in Perryville!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Three Cracker Barrels, two nights in Nashville and a dodged speeding ticket in Perryville!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Four Shooting Guns, three Cracker Barrels, two nights in Nashville, and a dodged speeding ticket in Perryville!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Five L-O-V-E-L-Y  S-I-S-T-E-R-S

Four Shooting Guns, three Cracker barrels, two nights in Nashville and a dodged speeding ticket in Perryville!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Six Snow Storms,

Five L-O-V-E-L-Y  S-I-S-T-E-R-S (and a brother)

Four Shooting Guns, three Cracker barrels, two nights in Nashville and a dodged speeding ticket in Perryville!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Seven Midwest Cities, six snow storms


Five L-O-V-E-L-Y  S-I-S-T-E-R-S

Four Shooting Guns, three Cracker barrels, two nights in Nashville and a dodged speeding ticket in Perryville!

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eight bottles of wine, seven Midwest cities, six snow storms


Five L-O-V-E-L-Y  S-I-S-T-E-R-S

Four Shooting Guns, three Cracker barrels, two nights in Nashville and a dodged speeding ticket in Perryville!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Nine Gossip Girl episodes, eight bottles of wine, seven Midwest cities, six snow storms

Five L-O-V-E-L-Y  S-I-S-T-E-R-S

Four Shooting Guns, three Cracker barrels, two nights in Nashville and a dodged speeding ticket in Perryville!

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Ten Christmas Celebrations, nine Gossip Girl episodes, eight bottles of wine, seven Midwest cities, six snow storms

Five L-O-V-E-L-Y  S-I-S-T-E-R-S

Four Shooting Guns, three Cracker barrels, two nights in Nashville and a dodged speeding ticket in Perryville!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eleven Bathroom Breaks, ten Christmas Celebrations, nine Gossip Girl episodes, eight bottles of wine, seven Midwest cities, six snow storms

Five L-O-V-E-L-Y  S-I-S-T-E-R-S

Four Shooting Guns, three Cracker barrels, two nights in Nashville and a dodged speeding ticket in Perryville!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve crashed cars (not ours)

Eleven Bathroom Breaks, ten Christmas Celebrations, nine Gossip Girl episodes, eight bottles of wine, seven Midwest cities, six snow storms

Five L-O-V-E-L-Y  S-I-S-T-E-R-S

Four Shooting Guns, three Cracker barrels, two nights in Nashville and a dodged speeding ticket in Perryville!

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